because you think you have a "penis" you will pay a penis tax you pathetic pay piggy.

first measure your penis



if your pathetic pee pee is smaller than 12 inches you shall pay for every pathetic inch you dont have. here is your math lesson maggot.
(12 inches - (your penis leangth in inches) )x $10 = what you owe me bitchboy!

example if you pecker is 2 inches "big"..
12 inches- 2inches = 10
10x$10= $100
$100 = your tiny penis payoff.

you are a tiny dick bitch boy and you will pay for the pleasure you cant give me you inadequate limp dick.. your cock is so small I thought it was a belly button. pay up for you lack of manhood. you owe me for having such a worthless cock. apologize for your imperfection and pay now!

if your penis is bigger than 12 inches..
(you dont have much blood running through your head your cock is using it all so I will keep this simple)
you will pay 10 dollars per inch of your pencil pecker pride and joy..
thud it against your wallet for each inch making it slap against the wallet and let your maggoted man mean feel the wallet drain in my account and all for you to have to privilege of having a penis.

go to my Tributes and taxes page to make your penis penalty payment.