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Smoke my butt…
This story makes me laugh like a mother fucker.
I was dating this 22 year old guy when I was 15. He bought
me all my cigarettes and liquor and helped me get my female
friends fucked up too. He worshipped me as all men should. We
were like best friends. We had a thing about cigarettes. I liked
to ash on him and he liked to wine about it while I laughed at
him. Well I do not know if he liked it but I did. I used to burn
his chest hair with my smokes in front of all of our friends.
If I did not have an ash tray he would spit in his hand and offer
it to me as my new ash tray. I loved it. I would make him extinguish
it for me in his hand himself. And the harder he pushed it in
the more I would be pleased.
Well one day my boyfriend was fucking around. He put one of the
cigarettes up his nose to do a trick. Then like a disgusting man
he put it back in the pack of cigarettes. I scolded him and showed
him my disgust. I did not want to smoke a cigarette that had been
in his nose. I wanted him to go buy me a new pack of smokes. While
I was yelling at him he asked "don't you love me ?",
he said that if I loved him I would smoke it. He said he would
smoke a cigarette that I had had in my nose. I began to laugh.
I said "really.....so you would smoke a cigarette if it was
in my nose. Well what if it was in my ass ?" He said he would
smoke it. I did not believe him. I said "well we will see
about that" with an evil grin on my face.
I began to pull down my pants and I told him to get out the camera.
I lit a cigarette and then shoved the filter up my ass. My ass
was smoking. He took the picture. Then I took it out of my ass
and told him it was time. He could not believe I was making him
go through with it. He protested and begged me not to make him
do it. He promised me he would though, so I could not let him
get away without keeping his promise. He finally took the cigarette
in his lips and I took a picture. He only smoked about 1/2 of
the cigarette. Then I allowed him to put it out because I wanted
to fuck with other people.
For the next two weeks I made sure that half the cigarette was
in my ashtray. When my friends came over and asked for a smoke
I would tell them I only had that half a cigarette in the ash
tray. I would tell them they were welcome to smoke it. Then after
they lit it I would take a picture of them telling them I just
wanted a picture of my friend. After I took the picture I would
tell them that the cigarette had been in my ass and show them
the picture. They would get all pissed off and put it out. I would
laugh my ass off and tease them about the proof I had and then
add them to the cigarette gallery. I got about five of my friends
to fall for it before the cigarette was completely smoked, one
girl and four boys. I had all of their pictures too. It was funny
as all hell. I would love to do it again.
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